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[12 Jul 2006|09:12am] i'm 18 todayyyyyyy!!! 6 comments|post comment

Holla at a G [07 Feb 2006|09:13am] Join TRAINWREKKK!!!! 10 comments|post comment

Stolen from ACTIONACTION [21 Nov 2005|06:58pm] [ mood | bouncy ] ( Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. ) 2 comments|post comment

I love Lamp [03 Nov 2005|10:49pm] [ mood | curious ] Where can I buy cute thermalz? 4 comments|post comment

Documentation of why hyenas and weasels are not real. [11 Aug 2005|12:53pm] [ mood | determined ] [ music | Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Modern Romance ] SO, this morning I was sent a joke that sparked diligent research. Please follow. Know how hip-hop artists are always posing all hard with their pit bulls and shit? "Ohh ... a pit bull ... you're tough." Fuck that, that's some pussy shit—in Nigeria, dudes have fucking hyenas. Now that is hard. Somebody sign that guy. Anyone can have a pit bull. American rappers better step up to the plate on this one. I wanna see motherfuckers walking around with wolverines and lions and shit. Anyway, this brought me back to New Years Eve, when Bahk and I made a joke about how the new year made her feel like a BEASEL. (Combination of 'weasel' and 'Bahk'.) In my personal opinion (and my mind is extensive) weasels are not real. Too many people hype them up for them to actually exist. For example: You see an ugly ass dudebro walking down the block, and your friend is like "Damn, he looks like a WEASEL." Or how sometimes politicians can be described as "weasels." Your ex-husband. Some bitch that your boyfriend cheated on you with. See? ( In conclusion, weasels are not real. ) Now onto what my point really was before I brainstormed. So about the Hyena joke. Hyenas ain't real, either. Ok? Any time I picture a hyena, I think of a semi-feral fuzzy creature telling me in a ghetto tone to "Calm down" or something, with the voice of Whoopee Goldberg. Tell me that's not fake. You can't. You know why? Because they're fucking NON-EXISTANT. ( PICTURE PROOF ) And if anyone doesn't believe me, I'll fight you. I got the infamous right hook. -1- 2 comments|post comment

Attention all. [31 Jul 2005|01:01pm] [ mood | HATEFUL ] [ music | HATE MUSIC ] ( Picture proof of why I hate my life ) That's all. 2 comments|post comment

locked. [12 Jul 2005|01:26pm] [ mood | accomplished ] [ music | Y Control ] Sorry, I'm hella vain and I don't want you to know anything about me. I'll add you if you add me. 1 comment|post comment

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